In London England – you can get hired to drink.
Canadian government is looking for marijuana growers.
In the Congo, they have penis shrinkers. Now I love the supernatural… I’d rather find ways to enlarge it than shrink them. I seriously could use my powers for good… a service to all…
In New Delhi, Durex is hiring condom testers.
So, what the hell am I doing wrong? I need to seriously look at a new employment opportunities… once again – I chose the wrong industry! Who needs weapons when I could be doing something FAR MORE INTERESTING????